01-07-2011 |
NewZealand |
“What’s the difference between valor and discretion ?”
“Well, to go to a swell restaurant without tipping the waiter would be valor”
“I see. And discretion ?”
“That would be to dine at a different restaurant the next day”.
Can trường và tế nhị
- Can trường và tế nhị khác nhau ra làm sao?
- À, đi ăn ở một nhà hàng xịn mà không buộc boa cho bồi bàn tức là can trường.
- Ra thế. Còn tế nhị?
- Tức …
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19-01-2011 |
NewZealand |
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began:
“My name is Stone, and I’m even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or …
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Newsboy : “Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?”
Passerby : “Here boy, I’ll take one” (After reading a moment)
“Say, boy, there’s nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?”
Newsboy : “That’s the mystery, sir. You’re the …
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12-01-2011 |
NewZealand |
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes….
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04-01-2011 |
NewZealand |
A new trainer was giving his first lecture to a Young Pioneers Football Team. He admonished a young player:
- Why did you kick the ball into your own team’s goal? Can’t you distinguish your own goal from the goal of the …
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16-12-2010 |
NewZealand |
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me …
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15-12-2010 |
NewZealand |
The French People Have Difficulty
“Did you have any difficulty with your French in Paris ?” “No, but the French people did”
Người Pháp không rành tiếng Pháp – Anh có gặp khó khăn gì với vốn tiếng Pháp của anh …
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13-12-2010 |
NewZealand |
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A: Blow …
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04-11-2010 |
NewZealand |
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the …
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A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.
They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as …
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